Sorry about the previous blank post. I would blame it on the cat, but he’s across the room fast asleep. I finished by first session this morning, so far I have not experienced any side effects. I hope I didn’t Just jinx myself!
My session began Wednesday morning. I plopped myself down in a comfy recliner, put my feet up and waited for the nurse to fix me up with today’s special. An appetizer was served first, a simple flush of my spiffy new power port. The power port is about the diameter of a quarter and it is discreetly hidden under my skin on the right side of my hairy chest (more about that later). The advantage of the port is that to infuse chemo or dye for a CT scan, the nurse simply inserts a special needle thru my skin into the port. It is painless and quick. No pokey-pokey as the nurse looks for a good vein. Of course the chemo nurses here are very good at finding a vein, but as the chemo sessions mount the veins breakdown, making it more and more difficult, painful and stressful. This boy will most likely doing some form of infusion therapy for the balance of my life, so I am thankful for the cool titanium power port.
Jimmy’s very first chemo session
The next course was a delightful anti nausea medication and then leucovorin. This took about an hour. I kicked back, plugged my ear buds into my iPhone and dialed up some Bill Evans jazz. The entree was served next, a superbly prepared 5FU. Ah… 5FU, my favorite suicide inhibitor that will kill the bastard tumors. I can hear their little screams now, a lovely sound it is. The 5FU is served in a sloooooow infusion over a 46 hour period, so I decided to take the entree “to-go”. They placed the 5FU into a small pump, hooked it up to my power port and tucked the pump into a pocket in a binder that wraps around my mid section. The binder fits under my shirt, very stealth. The nurse put a water proof bandage, with VERY secure adhesive, over the port so the I could take a shower. They said au revoir and bid me a fond adieu.
This morning, 46 hours later, I went back to the office to return the empty pump. Everything was fine and dandy until the nurse removed the water proof bandage (the one with VERY secure adhesive), from my hairy “monkey man” chest. I felt like Steve Carell in the Forty Year Old Virgin. OUCH!!! I will be shaving that patch for the next session!
I’m a little jealous of your chemo chair, Jim–the nice hardwood arms have a prairie look. And the jazz! You’ve got the set up–complete with a chest hair spa treatment!
Sounds like you’re not getting Oxaliplatin this time. That will make your after effects a lot easier. I wish you the best these next two weeks.
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Thanks John. I’m not getting oxaliplatin because of the high risk of permanent nerve damage due to my pre existing nerve issues due to polio
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that sounds about as good as it gets. so I guess it didn’t ruin your appetite. don’t want you to lose your hard gained weight. a central line port is sure the way to go. glad they’ve gotten so good at that.
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My appetite has increased and my weight is holding steady. Not drinking wine costs me about 500-600 calories daily, so holding my weight is good.
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crème brulee would be good too. 🙂
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Great start! Those little cells are getting their. It’s kicked right now! See you soon.
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Butts, not its. This computer makes its own words!
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My computer does the same thing
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5 FU’s “To Go” with a power “Port” & Bill Evans jazz & a side of creme brulee this is really something. Peace & Love to Mr Jimmy & the wonder Mrs Lee like Gracie &
George you two are the “Finest Act” around.
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Good to hear from you after imbibing your cocktail. That’s an impressive set up.
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You are agreat sorce of info for me. My son Mike has just been inserted with the port. . So I now know all about it. They tend to feel that I dont need to know all this stuff. All I get is that he is in good spirits. Bless you my friend. Joyce
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Thank you Joyce. I’m glad I can be of some help. Many cancer patients are very uncomfortable with what’s happening to them and all of the frightening procedures and they just don’t want to talk about it and they want to “shelter” friends and family.
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Rock star, rock star, rock star, rock star! You truly are, Jim.
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Madam Puckerbutt is almost done 😸
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Maybe not the cocktail you thought you’d try, but sounds like a good one, nonetheless! Thanks for the humor and news.
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Glad to hear it went well.
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If they could just mix a little Cab or Pinot with the 5fu, that would be butt kicking combo! Then you would not mind the quick chest hair removal 😈.
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Excellent idea!
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